“If the answer is false, explain why”
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
when I woke up in the mornings
and the only thing I looked
forward to was going
back to bed.